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“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”


 Biggest fake news of the election was that Donald Trump couldn’t win.

TRUMP VICTORY COMPILATION – SJW, Feminist, Celebrity Meltdowns

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Fake News Agenda: US Govt.’s New Propaganda Factory  run time 10:10 seconds

Related: Senate Quietly Passes The "Countering Disinformation And Propaganda Act."

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi? ” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?” Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?” Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”

Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”


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Hillary Playing CoyHillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenneth.” “And what is your question, Kenneth?” “I have three questions:

First – whatever happened in Benghazi?

Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third –whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?”

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, “Okay where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?” A different boy—little Johnny–puts his hand up; Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is. “Johnny.” “And what is your question, Johnny?” “I have five questions:

First – whatever happened in Benghazi?

Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third- whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?”

Fourth – why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

Fifth – where’s Kenneth?

Hillary Clinton under Bosnia sniper fire

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On a sunny day at the end of January 2017, an old man approaches the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenie where he’d been sitting on a park bench.

He walked up to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”

The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.”

The old man said, “Okay,” and quietly walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”

The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.”

The man thanked him and again quietly walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”

The Marine, understandably a bit agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton.  I’ve told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here.  What don’t you understand about these facts?”

The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine, Sir.  I just love hearing your answer!”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”

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brian-williams_liarBrian Williams like many heroic reporters is a man of action and few words. Although the details are Classified, a 1982 U.F.O. sighting near Sacramento, CA. reported a famiLIAR looking Super Hero with the letters B.W. distinctly emblazoned upon his flying uniform. The events of that day are however no mystery, thanks to Brian Williams tell all autobiography due for a 2018 release date. We now know, Williams was abducted by Aliens, took control of the flying saucer, and saved planet earth!

Legendary “news anchor” Brian Williams was born in a tiny log cabin but slept in a manger located in the backyards decrepit barn. Braving hardships few mere mortals could endure, Brian Williams walked miles to and from school each day in massive blizzards, up hill in both directions – with no shoes. After graduation he served as a Red Cross combat medic in Israel where he won the Medal of Honor, Victoria Cross and Nobel Prize. He attend journalism school with Bagdad Pete and Memogate Dan under a William Randolph Hearst Yellow Journalism scholarship.

Brian Williams took every hazardous assignment available in Hollywood and suffered a number of purple hickeys during under cover assignments. During WWII Brian Williams single-handedly scaled the ominous top-secret detention facility Kraut Castle, where P.O.W.’s were being held captive – and freed them all! Throwing caution to the wind, Williams continued on and eventually traversed 28 miles thru shark infested waters while gathering enemy intelligence. The murky events surrounding Hitler’s eventual death have long been attributed to Brian Williams heroic efforts and quiet modesty. I fondly remember that day back in 1969 when Brian Williams became the first man on the moon. Then of course there was that cold winter day when he landed that USAir jet on the Hudson and saved all those people. For his efforts he has been awarded multiple awards and has set a new low standard in journalism, one many others will emulate – a true american hero.

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32 Lies and Disputed Stories NBC News Let Brian Williams Tell For a Decade.

Fake Newsman Brian Williams Slams Fake News – run time 6:44 seconds

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Tucker Carlson vs. Vox over "Fake News" - run time 7:34 seconds

Related: NY Times Publisher Tells Readers the Paper Will “Rededicate Itself to Honest Reporting – promptly hires reporter who sent stories to Clinton staffers for approval.

Related: Top 10 MSM #FakeNews Stories.

Related: (MSNBC) Despondent pundits crying crisis at every move from the president-elect.

Related: Election Therapy From My Basket of Deplorables.

Related: Hillary Clinton, Who Lied About Benghazi, Warns of Consequences of “Fake News.”

Calling Out the Media On ‘Fake News’ – run time 3:26 seconds

Related: Senate Quietly Passes The "Countering Disinformation And Propaganda Act."

cnnfakenewsRelated: CNN Fake News Headline.

Related: Fighting Back Against Fake News.

Related: MSNBC host Stephanie Ruhle ‘sorry’ for falsely reporting Fox News held party at Trump hotel.

Related: Insane call for government intervention on ‘fake news.’

Related: 8 Times Hillary Clinton Pushed Fake News.

Related: Biggest fake news of the election was that Donald Trump couldn’t win.

Related: None of the Hollywood celebrities who vowed to leave America if Trump won have left the U.S.

Related: Growing list of post-election ‘hate crimes’ turn out to be hoaxes.

Related: Facebook Turns To Left-wing “Fact Check” Groups to Prevent Conservative News Articles from Going Viral.

Related: ACLU Backs Zuckerberg Censorship of New Media on Facebook.

Related: Massive archive of liberal fake news  and here.

Photo Credits / Politifake.org, ifunny.com, imgflip.com

About David Wiley (159 Articles)
David Wiley United States Military Veteran. Forged Souls Created - 2016. Political Independent - Affiliation None. Purpose Of Forged Souls Platform : Lending Voice To Controversial Traditional Views.

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